Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A-t went to Holland in error to see Brussels sprout. He only saw tulips and still gets confused at Xmas to this day.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 is more of a leeks man himself. Though to be fair, only when he's had a skinful.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea likes bananas, he finds them very appealing.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher likes a kiwi - especially the hunky fullbacks

 

[accountantpete]

3BM's Onions have bolted - must have been something he said.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher likes a kiwi - especially the hunky fullbacks

That might not be a lie.

 

[Speicher]

ACP's beans have done a runner.

He managed to catch up with one escapea.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher sports a fine pair of cauliflower ears.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort wanted to go on Who Do You Think You Are? But they said 'we only feature celebrities - who do you think you are?'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The RSPCA have been in contact with Uncle Mort SP99 since news leaked out of his experiment to see just how much alcohol his pet newts could take.

 

[Dayvo]

TB has an unrivalled collection of all thing spherical: from golf balls to cricket balls, tennis balls, bowling balls, ball-bearings, snooker balls etc.

It causes his family great embarrassment, as he uses it as a conversation starter at every given opportunity, even to complete strangers!

His psychologist says it probably because he lost his marbles years ago.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo is writing his first novel, under the unusual restriction of only putting pen to paper (he can't be doing with those word processor/computer thingy whatsits) while sitting on the loo. It will be the first novel so written, and also the first to be penned, long hand on a continuous piece of paper.

His pen name is W C Crapper.

Look out for it idc in all good discount stores.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB reads War and Peace when sitting on the toilet but, as he never has any loo roll, it means he's only a couple of pages ahead at any one visit. Heaven help him if he has a bad curry.

 

[Dayvo]

When AT runs out of loo roll, he ingeniously uses a buttered roll, kept close at hand in a toilet bread-bin.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo celebrates the passing of each motion with a loud cry of 'Bombs Away'. Fine in the privacy of his own home, but when it happened at a wedding reception the best man had to ask him to leave.