Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher runs the Krankies fan club from a secret laboratory in Swindon.

Uncle Mort knows this, beacuse he is, in fact, one of the Krankies.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TB was Professor Heinz Wolff's hairstylist on 'The Great Egg Race'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort was, for many years, the official "Sharpener of Pencils" on Crackerjack!

 

[swee'pea99]

TB designed the original Blue Peter badge. He has a box in his loft with over 400 - if you're nice to him, he'll give you one. (Or he could let you have a Blue Peter badge if you prefer.)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 quickly got bored with the cubs/scouts, and set up his own organisation with an "alternative" list of badges that could be "won". SP99's mum was so embarrassed when the Police and Social Services call round to disband the organisation and confisacte all his handcrafted badges.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I read badges as badgers for some reason, must have been the mention of Ron Davies on another thread...


TB makes his own bathing caps from old chewing gum

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm sells a fine range of hand-crafted badgers

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 had a pet badger, who had an incredible ability to play various ball and raquet games (amazing eh?). SP99 eventually sold him to a guy down the pub for a pair of inner tubes and an old saddle, as he was sick of being thrashed at tennis, 3 setts to nil.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy uses old fashioned language that sits uneasily in the modern world, describing one work mad young woman as an "eager beaver".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP still cannot help himself telling any new female member of staff that he prefers the double entry system. As the years roll by, they just seem to smile gently, shake their heads and wander away. "Twas not always thus" AP deludes himself.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort has decided to re-create a pebble beach in his back garden. Everytime he goes to the coast he brings back another stone. He now has 7 such pebbles neatly lined up on his flowerbed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy smells of knotty pine

 

[Leah]

threebikesmcginty was an extra in the newest star wars film.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Leah has never eaten ice cream, preferring to suck on an ice cube when it's hot.

 

[ChrisKH]

Toshiba Boy Lea has worn the same pair of plimsoles whilst driving for the last ten years (and three cars).