Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

iAmiAdam expects me to tell him which it is.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher likes to play her cards close to her chests. Oops.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP would love to keep his cards close to his chest but, lacking opposable thumbs.....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect keeps his cards close to her chest

 

[accountantpete]

3BM prefers to play hold 'em.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is a dab hand at Snap down the nursery of a Tuesday afternoon after his lunchtime nap, but before 'show and tell'.

 

[TVC]

Archie's last game of show and tell ended up with social services getting involved.

 

[Dayvo]

Talking of services, TVC offers a no-frills, no holds barred, male escort 'evening out/in' at a very reasonable price, or so I've been told!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo does not spend his Saturday afternoons browsing the internet for male escort services.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC wouldn't even know how to start browsing the internet for escorts. He just calls round to see Paulo, who lives in the flat above Sketchleys on the High Street. he specialises in Escorts but prefers tuning better cars.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wanted to join the local "Wheel tappers and shunters club". He was unceremoniously booted out, when they realised he wanted to play tunes on the wheels.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher was meanwhile tapping a shunter round the back... eeh, some people!

 

[Dayvo]

The council went round to AT's house recently after a neighbour complained about the state of his back passage.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dayvo was the 'cause' of the state of the back passage

 

[Archie_tect]

CP often gets sent to the foot of his granny's stairs though... next door to Bill's mother's.