twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Speicher holds the record for the fastest emptying drinking of the contents of a Pint Pot
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
TVC is known for his deep pockets and short arms. 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
26x25 knows lots of people who can't reach their door keys.
swee'pea99
Squire
Archie can reach the very heights of tantric ecstasy, but only with the aid of a full packet of jaffa cakes.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Sweepea only eats the red and green smarties.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Balderdash!, it was..... um..... the Panda..... Sue was it??..... anyway, it was her, much to the jealousy of Sooty and Sweep.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher doesn't eat Smarties, scorns then in fact!, no, all that Speicher will eat are Bonibons imported from Poland by Bhutanese pygmy rice growers, who, due to the language barrier, think they are actually importing Benobo Chimps.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
MDB ties up all his shoes with licquorice shoelaces, just in case he's ever caught out with a mad craving for the stuff and all the shops are shut. Forward thinking as ever.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB has never been caught short by mad cravings... he always carries a half brick to gain entry into any shop he likes.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TVC understands that 99% of a whole is superfluous....
accountantpete
OAP
Archie_tect's Tax Code is 647BR.
As anyone involved in tax knows the letters indicate HMRC's opinion of the tax payer - bloody riff-raff in this case.
Next Year his code is expected to be 647T.
As anyone involved in tax knows the letters indicate HMRC's opinion of the tax payer - bloody riff-raff in this case.
Next Year his code is expected to be 647T.
swee'pea99
Squire
ap hasn't paid tax since 1969 - well, he is an accountant. Apart from the excise duty he pays on his booze and fags, of course - which last year came to a little over £37,000.
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