Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC doesn't pay tax either - he only earns £3.25 a week sewing mailbags in chokey.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM has recently become addicted to on-line betting and placed a big wager on 3 no-balls during the England - Bulgaria game.

For some reason his e-mail is chock-a-block with betting companies wanting to do business with him.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap is pretty sure that only fools and imbeciles gamble. So sure in fact that he placed a large bet on it. 

 

[Archie_tect]

SP would never waste money on the Lottery.... he's a Frog.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's job is being moved to Poland - he was asked to re-locate but it's not his cup of tea.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'pete was asked to relocate - they needed the park bench back.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BmcG has a feeling that he's been to view the Degas exhibition at The National before...

 

[swee'pea99]

The last 'exhibition' Archie was involved in led to his arrest and subsequent dressing down by the local beak who said that a man of his stature 'really ought to know better'.

 

[Archie_tect]

The last time the local beak attacked SP99 he got a eyeful.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect was arrested once, he was accused of being a tea leaf.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is a notorious cat burgler. In the last week alone six cats have been burgled in her local area.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying that Uncle Mort lives in a rough area, but there's more white goods on his front garden than there are in a small branch of Currys.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's so lazy he cuts his postage stamp lawn (10' x 10') with a ride on mower.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'pete burns all his rubbish in a stolen shopping trolley in the back garden.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM has gone upmarket and now has a car without wheels jacked up in his driveway.