Archie was invited to pitch for some new public conveniences but his proposal got a bit 'creative', with an 8' cactus in the middle of the entrance and urinals wired up to the mains 'for a more exciting rest-room experience', which some dullard at the council decided would make them decidedly - in his humouressly expressed view - 'highly inconvenient.' No imagination these public officials. No spark, no sense of adventure. Back to the drawing board...