Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy used to be square, now he is a triangle - half cut.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher is generally a round

 

[Archie_tect]

SP once saw a rhomboid but he's better now

 

[accountantpete]

Corners and cones remind Archie of his school days.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP prefers Mr Whippy and his unusual nghts in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A couple of tomatoes and a cucumber remind accountantpete of his salad days

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3bm is reminded of his (old) age when he drinks the dregs from the wine bottle on August Bank Holidays.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25

NB - true.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP plucks the individual hairs on his legs before every bike ride, claiming it gives a smoother finish than shaving/waxing etc., it does mean his pre-ride prep can take up to 4 hours though. Sometimes, he gets his "friend", Helga, to do this for him.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has met Helga before....

 

[swee'pea99]

...while Helga was 'doing' Archie's bikini area. Archie was doing his best to be very British about it; TB still has to be careful not to bring it to mind during weddings, barmitzvahs, funerals etc.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea thought I had logged off for the night.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has never understood the expression 'log off'. Or 'sleep' for that matter.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea often falls off his log, mostly when he's been on the Babycham.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's favourite drink remains the Snowball, especially when complimenting a Prawn Cocktail starter, followed by Chicken in the basket, and to finish off some Black Forest Gateau, and perhaps a small glass of Blue Nun.