Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher's deckchair empire has collapsed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP still spends every Saturday sat on a deckchair at the beach, ordering the tide to stop coming in. He canute fathom out why his commands are ignored.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb plays the organ. I'd rather not say which organ.

 

[Dayvo]

SP loves the 70s look!

So much so, that he always wears his rounded collar Brutus shirts with a massive kipper tie, and platform shoes with Oxford bags.

Unfortunately, and embarrassingly, especially for his family, he wears Oxford bag shorts!!!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo still wears his favourite Budgie jacket - especially when he is Tweeting.

 

[TVC]

Pete wears budgie smugglers everywhere.

 

[Speicher]

TVC will shortly be posting a picture of himself on the beach, wearing his wet suit.

He was told it was going to rain, but did he listen?

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's not a big fan of bad weather herself. Every time it rains, she owls.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP loves the rain... He loves plodging in puddles up to his elbows.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect keeps his Wellingtons in his boot.






Just in case his car breaks down on a very wet day.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher keeps her jack in a box.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has a spare tyre...

 

[TVC]

Archie's not firing on all cylinders.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC sells vegetable powered airships to the military - he's known in the trade as Corn Oil Blimp.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap was involved in that big scam at that car dealers in Norfolk - you remember the reports: 'ap scored in Broads Ford fraud.'