Post a lie about the poster above.

[dellzeqq]

ChrisKH reclined on his Corbusier chair and lit a generously sized Havana. His magnum opus on cross-border VAT accounting had just reached no. 3 with a bullet at Waterstones. 'Hermione, tell that Chiles fellow to spin on it - I've too many booksignings scheduled to waste my time with morning telly!'

 

[accountantpete]

Dellzeqq wants to write a novel about life in a cold heathland setting but he's not very hardy.

 

[swee'pea99]

Give him a couple of pints of scrumpy and a bag of pork scratchings and ap will play you the opening bars of Mozart's Horn Concerto without the aid of instruments of any kind. Please don't ask how.

 

[Dayvo]

Prior to the papal visit to the UK last week, SP had contacted the Vatican to enquire whether the pontiff wanted to accompany him on an outdoor survival course.

The reason behind this unusual request was SP's determination to find out the truth once and for all!

Does the Pope shoot in the woods?

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo wanted order his ticket to see the Pope, and pay for it on the internet.

He was dismayed to find the website did not accept Paypal.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher got the tickets via her Egg account

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo wanted order his ticket to see the Pope, and pay for it on the internet.

He was dismayed to find the website did not accept Paypal.

accountantpete wanted to show the pope his accounting system as he thought he might be interested in double entry.

 

[TVC]

3BMcGs attitude to sex is very similar to the Pope, that is he isn't getting any but has a lot to say on the subject.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC had sex once. Or, rather, he had *a* sex once. Male. Lately things have got a bit fuzzier...

 

[Speicher]

Do you remember those kits you had a child to make pictures in coloured bits of material?

Bear in mind that Swee'pea likes to have his fuzzy felt, at least once a day.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher has removed all her 'fuzzy felt'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When he worked for a roofing supplies company, CP used to delight in asking people "have you had your underfelt yet?"

 

[Speicher]

ComedyPilot gets a feather in his cap helmet for that remark.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher keeps a large collection of highly polished helmets in the cupboard under her stairs just in case the local motorcycle display team pops round for tea and cake.

 

[TVC]

CP spenda a lot of time hanging around outside the local fire station offering to polish the firemens helmets.