Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

tb was there! Sneering at the show gardens, in a funk of disgust after having his entry 'carnage on the Somme' refused a showing on the frankly risible grounds that 'vivid depictions of the horrors of trench warfare are not entirely consistent with the Chelsea ethos'.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea's design for a John Terry Bed at this years Chelsea show was thrown out due to being in bad taste.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99's AP's parents are avid gardeners. This has had 1 or 2 downsides, one of which is that SP99's AP's actual name is Petunia. His brother used to take the mick out of him relentlessly because of this. Petunia, (sorry SP99 AP), doesn't see Gladioli now they've grown up.

 

[Speicher]

excellent

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has watched too much Bill & Ted recently and has been officially labelled a "metalhead slacker" by the local social services.

 

[postman]

While trimming his 20ft Cupressocyparis Leylandii hedge this weekend .Uncle Mort had a little accident with his hedge trimmer.

After a visit to A&E he is to be know now as Auntie Marge .

 

[Archie_tect]

Postman loves Marge and would die gladly for her, however he doesn't want it spreading around.....

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie can't stand people who don't like Marmite.

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99' timestamp='1286193166' post='1419066']
Archie can't stand people who don't like Marmite.
[/quote]

...and SP knows who they are.

 

[Speicher]

For lunch Arche-tect had peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

 

[swee'pea99]

While Speicher had her usual 'vole on a  pole' (her humorous name for small-mammal kebabs).

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99' timestamp='1286196090' post='1419174']
While Speicher had her usual 'vole on a pole' (her humorous name for small-mammal kebabs).
[/quote]

SP has Scottish ancestry which goes a small way to account for his love of Sassenachs on a spike.

 

[TVC]

Archie keeps nicking stones from Hadrians' wall to augment his rockery. His neighbour Hadrian McArthur is furious.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC is a big fan of the doors. Not the onetime rock group led by legend Jim Morrison, but the ones in his local B&Q. He particularly likes the ones with brass fittings.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

s'p99 is scarily knowledgeable on B&Q stock items. If asked he can give an hour's discourse on any single item in the inventory. Most folks just fall asleep but s'p just rattles on.