Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

The News of the World then did a follow up story where they sensationally announced that the hitherto unknown Whistling Farmer, was none other than TVC.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

On a pub crawl TB fell into the Farmer's Arms. It was only the second Pub on the route - he just can't hold his drink.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

On a pub crawl 26 x 25 fell in the farmers arms - Mr Giles wasn't pleased.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After one of his epic nights out, 3BM can often picture himself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls him, he answers quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB is a walrus.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect is an elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna


Goo goo g'joob

 

[accountantpete]

3BM is an inveterate digger of holes - during a drunken spree in the 60's he visited Blackburn to indulge in his pastime but thankfully he doesn't think anyone noticed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is building his own lemon coloured submersible, and then says we can all live in it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Morts can exist on a diet of nothing but shortbread and ale.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has a penchant for pickling.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect picked a peck of pickled peppers

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea can happily get along on a diet of nothing but Chinese beef curry,egg fried rice,deep fried spare ribs in sweet and sour sauce,prawn crackers and 3 pancake rolls. Oh - and a side order of chips. And an apple fritter in syrup.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Swee'pea can happily get along on a diet of nothing but Chinese beef curry,egg fried rice,deep fried spare ribs in sweet and sour sauce,prawn crackers and 3 pancake rolls. Oh - and a side order of chips. And an apple fritter in syrup.

Just reading that off the take-away menu, pete?

 

[TVC]

3BMcG now knows Pete's standard order from his local Take Away.

3BMcG is also trying to convert everyone he meets to eat more green legumes. He can often be seen with his guitar outside Lidl, strumming away singing:

"All we are saying, is give peas a chance"

 

[Speicher]

TVC has had an afternoon off work. He has bean gardening.