Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher fondly recalls the time she did jury service- David Jacobs was the compere.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete had a terrific time when he was with the jury, that was until they found him guilty.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG feels guilty much of the time. I put it down to the secret stashes of BBQ and Paprika Pringles that he keeps to hand....

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a secret vice - he makes trout flies with it when no-one's looking.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete has a secret vice - it's a Clarke CVR150B, keeps it hidden under a sheet. It's a beauty.

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm has a secret Weiss - Juliette Weiss, aerobics instructor down at the health club. 

 

[Archie_tect]

SP has never liked Bristol... and still enjoys a shiver of excitement as Gordano Services hoves into view.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's favourite diner is a greasy spoon just off the A1 - a strong tea in a chipped mug and two rounds of toast dripping melted butter down his front and he's in heaven.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie's favourite diner is a greasy spoon just off the A1 - a strong tea in a chipped mug and two rounds of toast dripping melted butter down his front and he's in heaven.

Yum! With a couple of poached eggs with runny yolks....

AP needs to learn to lie- I recommend a lazy hammock- in the warmth of the Barbadian sunset, returning to the beach-side restaurant for a relaxed meal and a good night's rest before joining the Queen Mary 2, returning to Southampton via New York. Advise Captain Winterman that I particularly enjoyed the Chateau Rothschild '74 with the red Snapper. If Purser Edwards has found my wife's missing diamond drop ear-ring he could keep it in the ship's safe until we see him next.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's setting up a poor man's English Civil War Re-enactment Society, for those guys who want to "Push at pike" but can't afford the uniforms. He's going to call it The Frayed Knot Society.

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy has a Chinese friend called Ah Pyaws who can't understand why people keep punching him after asking his name.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP knows the same lad who finds that people often begin spontaneously clapping when he repeats his name.

 

[Archie_tect]

Well, some clap, others unfortunately have been known to 'do a Paula radcliffe'....

 

[tdr1nka]

Archie lives on a diet of balloons.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

tdr1nka once, and only once mind you, cycled north of the river. He still shudders to this day when he's reminded of this.