Post a lie about the poster above.

[tdr1nka]

TB is government minister in charge of maintaining a 'North South Divide'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tdrinka has established an East/West divide centred on Balham High Road.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has never actually ventured beyond the borders of his beloved Northumberland, fearing that he wouldn't be able to understand a word of anything said to him.

 

[Archie_tect]

I can't understand a word TB says.....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I can't understand a word TB says.....

Archie normally speaks in Esparanto when telephoning anybody who lives beyond the Northumberland border, as such his phone bill tends to be very low.

 

[tdr1nka]

I went to school just off Balham High Road!

 

[tdr1nka]

TB is ET RSVP

 

[accountantpete]

tdr1nka lives in Bandit country - what kind of bandits there are round there is the subject of gossip in the ladies tea room in Carlshalton Beeches

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort works part-time in the local school kitchen - he's in the spam fritter department.

 

[TVC]

Everyone knows when Uncle Mort has been playing with the sequins.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What about me you Velvet swine?

 

[accountantpete]

[media]
]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q64jDvTnm8[/media]

 

[Archie_tect]

There's very little Uncle Mort can't do with a sharpened stick...

 

[tdr1nka]

Uncle Mort has every third rung removed from his ladders to take into account daylight saving.

Hello again btw!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort has a pair of clogs fashioned from luncheon meat.