Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort has a distant relation in Australia, you can't much more distant to be truthful. Wonder why....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect's folks sent him out for 20 Wills Whiffs in 1957 and when he'd gone they emigrated to the moon.

 

[TheDoctor]

3BMcG is very fond of the Moon, as his home planet doesn't have one.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor was very partial to Keith Moon, who was one of his best customers.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea is partial to Button Moon, he plays the dvd over and over and over and over and over and over.....

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has a longstanding problem, he needs closure.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has issues. Specifically, every issue of Concrete Monthly since the Jan 2001 'reinforcement special edition'. He keeps them under his bed. They're a comfort when the world seems cruel.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP has been collecting Gardener's World since 1986 which he keeps under his mattress to re-read when he can't sleep.
He now sleeps in a raised bed... and dreams happily of forcing rhubarb.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort has panda eyes.

... he should never rub his eyes after lubing his chain [that is not a euphemism].

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has puppy dog eyes, quite a collection in fact. The RSPCA and Police haven't caught up with him yet.

 

[TVC]

Tosh enjoys feeding his goldfish.... to the next door neighbours cat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC breeds Burmese cats and makes beautiful hand stitched full length coats. He says something about there being synergey between his two enterprises, and that "the quality and softness of the coats is just to die for..."

 

[Archie_tect]

TB runs a Highways Agency approved civil engineering company installing cats eyes on motorway junctions.
He buys them from TVC.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie claims to have got a camel through the eye of a needle. What's uncertain, and he rermains hazy on the facts here, is whether it was a bloody big needle or a tiny camel. Investigations continue by the Guiness Book of Records, although they do fear he may be telling them porkies.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort used to have a toothbrush. Then again, he used to have teeth.