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[Archie_tect]

In TB's decimal world there are 100 seconds in a minute, ten minutes in an hour, ten hours in a day from 00:00 to 00:00, ten days in a month and ten months in a year.... thank goodness there atre 100 years in a century and ten centuries in a millenium. Trouble is that means people working a three day week are stuffed! ...bit like his turkey at Christmas, which now falls on the 9th October by the way.,

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has been living in binary since 111000101000111000101000111.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP has been living in tedium for 6 years.... much nicer than binary but has a better school though fewer shops.

 

[Browser]

Being a Northumberlander, Archie Tect think shops are the devils work and all who use them should face the ducking stool.

 

[Archie_tect]

Browser keeps asking folk what they did with the river that flowed under the Triangular Bridge....

 

[Browser]

Archie denys the very existence of triangular bridges, deeming them the devils work...........

 

[accountantpete]

Browser still dresses up in his Milky Bar Kid costume (complete with NHS specs) and runs into town shouting "the milky bars are on me" to the bemused kids who haven't got a clue what is going on.

 

[Speicher]

Browser was disappointed when visiting the counties of Avon and Gloucestershire. He thought there would be seven bridges across the river.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher frequents the Seven Bridges of a Friday but always seems to get trapped by the Severn Bore and can't get away for hours.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speaking of bore, Archie's fond of pork. He's been a vege for years, but there's nothing he likes more than a bit o' crackling, if you get my drift...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It would be rash to say SP loves bacon.

 

[accountantpete]

TB's heroes are C.B.Fry and Stephen Fry and he likes Fry's Chocolate Creams.

The family motto is "If at first you don't succeed fry fry again"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's mental tick is getting worse. He's now reciting Shakespeare at completely random moments.

The other day he was off on one with "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that fights with me shall be my brother, be he ne're so vile, this day shall gentle his condition.." when the spotty youth behind the counter said, "Yeah, whatever, but do you want vinegar on them old fella?"

 

[Browser]

Toshiba Boy's repeatedly been warned about putting vinegar on his 'old fella' in the chip shop but just won't listen!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Brower's eyes always water at the mention of vinegar after the incident with the Serving Maid and the Chef.