Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

 There is something of the night about TVC - he's always mooning. 

 

[surfdude]

accountantpete has a rabbit that keeps telling him to buzz off

 

[swee'pea99]

surfdude talks to all the animals. He's a regular Dr Dolittle. Also he's often very drunk.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea thinks the animals talk to him.

 

[Browser]

TVC talks to animals, but they all ignore him.

 

[swee'pea99]

Browser talks only to hedgehogs. No one knows why - not even him.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea is not popular at his local sweet shop. They say he is a very prickly customer.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher runs a Victorian stylee ice cream parlour - her penny licks are most popular.

 

[TVC]

Pete likes Penny Licks. Penny is the name of his Iguana.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC won last night's apple bobbing. His novel method of drinking all the water was frowned upon by the organising committee led by Mrs Crompton... he was unrepentant but desperate.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect refuses to have anything to do with Hallowe'en, on religious grounds. He prefers to spend the evening engaged in peaceful meditation and the ritualistic sacrifice of a variety of small mammals.

 

[TVC]

Archie enjoys scrumping. That is scrumping for ladies under garments on washing lines.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP would only eviscerate small rodents in the presence of a higher authority [TVC says it's not him].

 

[Speicher]

Archie enjoys scrumping. That is scrumping for ladies under garments on washing lines.

They must be very small ladies if they can hide under the garments that are on a washing line.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect likes watching his pet mouse masticate.



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