Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Accountantpete left his Galaxy by a very hot radiator. It is now a very sticky mess.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is always getting her Snickers in a twist.

 

[swee'pea99]

Can we please avoid any discussion of ap's curlywurly

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea hasn't forgotten that he is not supposed to be telling lies.

 

[Archie_tect]

What Speicher doesn't know about not using double negatives to deny that she isn't telling the truth when lying isn't worth not knowing.....

 

[accountantpete]

As a fount of all knowledge, Archie is of the Mannequin Pis variety.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort is also free. Well ok, not free exactly, but he's jolly good value.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea markets himself as "no thrills".

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort was adopted by the Wasabi tribe of Outer Peru, but then abandoned after he persisted in telling them ever more protracted and complicated jokes, liberally punctuated by 'oh, no hang on a minute' detours for crucial forgotten segments

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea set off on an expedition to find the Ferkawi tribe, without success.

 

[Archie_tect]

Swee'pea set off on an expedition to find the Ferkawi tribe, without success.

Um, where are .....?

Speicher knows.

 

[Dayvo]

There are no traces of nuts in AT.

 

[surfdude]

dayvo was asked to do a farm yard impression when he was at school and "get off my land or i ll blow your f ing brains out "wasnt what the teacher was after

 

[swee'pea99]

surfdude did modern languages at school. Mostly chav, innit.

 

[Bollo]

Swee'pea99 is the Duke of Devonshire, but likes to stay down with the kids by using terms such as 'chav', 'brap' and 'well weapon', but usually gives himself away by ending every sentence with 'what?'