Uncle Mort was adopted by the Wasabi tribe of Outer Peru, but then abandoned after he persisted in telling them ever more protracted and complicated jokes, liberally punctuated by 'oh, no hang on a minute' detours for crucial forgotten segments
dayvo was asked to do a farm yard impression when he was at school and "get off my land or i ll blow your f ing brains out "wasnt what the teacher was after
Swee'pea99 is the Duke of Devonshire, but likes to stay down with the kids by using terms such as 'chav', 'brap' and 'well weapon', but usually gives himself away by ending every sentence with 'what?'
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