Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Zoiders? - he's almost a dam good fellow.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has complete control over the remote at all times.

 

[TVC]

Archie has complete control over his bladder at all times.

 

[accountantpete]

The American Ambassador once bumped into TVC in downtown Leicester.

Wikileaks have refused to publish the ambassadors comments about the meeting as they can only surmise that some of the words used such as "oaf", "bumpkin" and "joskin" are part of a code that they haven't yet deciphered.

 

[TVC]

Pete has clearly never met me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is deep in preperation for his annual Christmas morning naked cyclo-cross event. As the only entrant he always wins the 1st prize, a willy warmer, hand knitted by the events organiser....Cedric.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy stands ready at the end of the race with warm pair of hands so that Cedric can obtain a more accurate measurement for his knitted output.

 

[TVC]

Pete has to be sent out for more wool.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC often has to be sent out but that's usually because he's embarrassed the vicar again.

 

[Zoiders]

Archie Tect was the vicar until a large amount of parish funds was found to be "resting in his account"

 

[TVC]

Zoiders taught Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall all he knows, not about cooking though, about endless pointless alliteration.

 

[colly]

TVC rides around Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall on one of his thrice hourly training runs.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has put Leeds Castle on his daily training run.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has built a slalom course of chamber pots to practice her slow speed bike control. Really it's just potty training.

 

[colly]

TVC finds it trying trying to train his trainers to try to tie themselves.