Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

Monsieur Remings has a troupe of trained circus anchovies. But will the BBC let him have a regular half hour programme on Saturday nights with them? No chance, they've started harassment proceedings.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hover Fly makes his wine with banana skins and battery acid

 

[Speicher]

TBM wanted to photograph a Welsh mountain in picturesque wintry conditions. He has now got Snowdon.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is fed up of getting snowed on.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect was surprised by a motorist gesticulating wildly at him. So he shouted back, "What's the Matter, horn not working?"

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is for ever posting the most awful puns - when will she ever rest?

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort ... Him? I'll lay a bet he cannot climb mountains.

 

[krushavik]

Spiecher tells the nice little children whats in their presents as they open them to spoil the surprise.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Krushavik was once the leader of the USSR. He still has the snow on his boots.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25asked his mumif she could make him a cardigan for Christmas but she replied, "I'll try but can you see the Pope listening to me?"

 

[TVC]

Archie went to the pet shop to buy a kitten. When the shop owner asked if he wanted a tabby or a tortoiseshell? Archie replied, "I don't think my Python will give a toss".

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has a great pair o' knees.

 

[Dayvo]

The Doc has bees knees.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo thinks that a knee trembler is something to keep old folks joints from seizing up.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's bad, b b b b b b b bad to the bone