Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher paid a visit to the restaurant where TVC works and following exellent service she was very generous in tipping the velvet

















curtain.

 

[Speicher]

Acp is still searching for the spreadsheet package called exel.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is a bit figity today- she has marching ants in her pants.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To mention another thread on here, ACP wishes that he would come back as one of the aforementioned Ants.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has trouble separating Ants from Uncles (watch out Mort).

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 is a dual Russian/Dutch national whose real name is Anton Dekk.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26x25 is a dual Russian/Dutch national whose real name is Anton Dekk.

When the order came from the captain of the sinking ship - "Get out on deck" acc-pete thought he had to do a polka in a dress..........

 

[TVC]

26x25 is actually a member of the South American Meat Packing Glitterati.*



*Bonus points for anyone who knows where I stole this one from.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has been to Fray Bentos.

 

[colly]

Speicher is a Supreme Grand Master and holds a black belt,10th dan in the ancient martial art of 'Combat Knitting'

When you see her with her knitting sticks and 'that' look in her eyes be very afraid.

 

[TVC]

Colly is CEO of The Bulgarian Sausage Corporation.

 

[krushavik]

The Velvet Curtain is always counting his loose change in his pocket, one pocket is ok but two pockets, strange.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26x25 is actually a member of the South American Meat Packing Glitterati.*

*Bonus points for anyone who knows where I stole this one from.

Do you really expect me to treat you with any respect as you appear to yourself everyday, watched on closed circuit TV because it is the only connection you feel??

The Velvet Curtain is always counting his loose change in his pocket, one pocket is ok but two pockets, strange.

Krushavik secretly wants to be a Kangaroo when he grows up.

 

[accountantpete]

When out playing golf with his trusty Russian caddy, the caddy asked Uncle Mort what club he would like.

"Just give me one Ping Vasily,one Ping only" replied Uncle Mort.

 

[colly]

For reasons I care not to think about ACP has an account direct with Vaseline.