Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly wears fingerless washing up gloves, though not necessarily while he is doing the dishes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When Mrs TVC suggested that he (TVC) should do something dirty in the sink TVC got the brillo pads out.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

This is 26 x 25's favourite aftershave.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheesney still splashes it on all over.

 

[teletext45]

maggot often cycles cycles dressed as spungebob square pants

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Mad Doug Biker was first discovered in the wild and brought back to the Royal Society, it was widely believed that he was a fake, assembled from the body of Frank Carson and the mutilated head of a Herdwick sheep.

Oh the painful, PAINFUL memories of trying to convince them that I was real!

maggot often cycles cycles dressed as spungebob square pants

Teletext rides a Ben10 bike.


Hello by the way.

 

[Speicher]

MadDougBiker rides a bicycle with three wheels. He asked his friends what sport he should take up and his best mate said "try cycling".

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher rides out every Sunday in a pin-striped ensemble after she asked one of the riders what she should wear and he replied "try suit"

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete wears cycling shorts under his kilt.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher's just done a whoopsie* on the carpet.






*level 6 ninja country dancing move

Uncle is jealous of Speicher as he can only aspire to level 2 moves and that only with artificial aids....

 

[TVC]

Talking of artificial aids, 26x25 often need a lolly stick and some sellotape.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has seen the splint on my finger.

 

[colly]

The Moving Finger writes and having writ,
moves on

...............but not in speichers case it seems. I understand the injury stems from doing what Uncle Mort does frequently.

 

[krushavik]

Colly is counting the days when he can apply for a bus pass then when its raining he can go to work for free.

 

[Speicher]

Colly was very concerned about whether the ladder was ok after the collision.