Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Monsieur tried to bring some heat to the Cold War, but was rather promptly told to go to the toilet (or the Doctor) instead.

 

[TVC]

MDBs other bookmarked website is www.ratemypoo.com


*word of warning, don't try to google it, because you will get to see exactly what you might expect.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB can recite every tube station, in the correct order. He can't understand why nobody turns up to his "Mind the gap" dinner parties anymore.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy understands the rules of "Mornington Crescent".

 

[TVC]

Speicher is a black belt (grand master with stripes) in Tiddly Winks.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is Ultimate Supremo at Forty Winks.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has stayed at every Ibis hotel in Britain.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is still trying to find the Best Western hotel but he can't get sufficiently far west.

 

[Speicher]

26by25 wanted to stay at a Moat House Hotel, but then decided to ditch that plan.


Yes, TVC, I see the connection

Forty, Forte, Ibis = very subtle

 

[TVC]

Speicher is always under estimating my intelligence.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is a Chinese National called Lo Hi Kew

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That Chinese national has a higher IQ than ACP.

 

[TVC]

MDB has an IQ of 164, but you'd never know it by the way he acts.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC has finally found a shop willing to stock and sell his autobiography!

Unfortunately Poundland wasn't what he had in mind.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo was stopped by Customs Officers last week at the airport. They interrogated him about why he was importing so many teabags, Murray mints, and Hobnob biscuits.