Post a lie about the poster above.

[krushavik]

Colly is really Pearl the singer.

 

[accountantpete]

Krushavik is the oldest swinger in town.

 

[TVC]

Pete regularly hosts the best swingers parties.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was once arrested for swinging free.

 

[TVC]

26x25 swings low, that's what happens with age.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC does like a sweet chariot.

 

[Speicher]

26by25 prefers the sweet trolley.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher will do anything for a sherbert dip.

 

[Speicher]

Acp needs very little encouragement to go for a skinny dip.

 

[postman]

Despite the OWL Speicher supports Sheffield United .And does not give a hoot about Sheffield Wednesday .

 

[colly]

User76 is the originator of the immortal phrase.............'Smell my cheese!''

 

[krushavik]

Colly is known as "The Nose" in the local cheese factory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Krushavik will ONLY eat cheese when there is at least 6 inches of mould on it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort now has to eat, wash and sleep in his front room, as his OO gauge model railway fills every other room in the house. He is considering a further branch line, but is unsure whether he can fit his oven, bath and bed into the garden shed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh is working on the Timetable for Mort's railway. Try as he might he just can't keep the trains on time.