Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicer prefers bar charts. Indeed she has charted every bar in her town.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy knows exactly how far apart each pub is in his town, to the nearest metre.

He uses a barometer of course.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher cannot be doing with these new fangled thingymebobs, what do you call them, ah that's right, calculators. She much prefers to go to the playground and use her sliderule.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy does not like sitting on the ground when he has a picnic, so he prefers to use the Log tables.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher never liked her Maths teacher, she found him incredibly obtuse.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy asked his French teacher if they could conjugate, but she declined.

 

[TVC]

Toshiba Speicher always shows his her workings out.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC still has his framed certificate from senior school, in pride of place above the mantelpiece, celebrating his promotion to lead triangle player in the school Orchestra, April 1978.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort is Colonel Gaddafi's PR Director (UK). He's decided to go on a loooong cycling holiday.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy is a western capitalist pig dog, which places him in one of the specified categories under the Dangerous Dogs Act 2001.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ever since he was bitten by that mad farm dog on the Sunday ride a few months back, AP has been able to scratch his ears with his feet, has a permanenetly wet nose, and as for how he greets strangers, let's just say his wife, family, friends and work colleagues are continually embarrased.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort has been known to put half a tin of pedigree chum in his famous beef stew, "just to give it a bit of bite".

 

[TVC]

According to some in North Africa, Toshiba Boy is caused by Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is often found in Bed ouin his reading.

 

[TVC]

Speicher comes across as a bit in-tents for me.