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Mad Doug Biker

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Before entering politics, Krushavik was a fireman on the Trans Siberian Railway. He started his forray into Politics when he landed a job at the Minsitry Of Terrible Puns.
 
Speicher was so surprised to see her pedigree Siberian Ginger Collie, on the TV yesterday. He'd been missing all morning, and then to add insult to injury the commentary team at Twickenham kept referring to little "Russki" as a bl**dy fox!
 

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Speicher was so surprised to see her pedigree Siberian Ginger Collie, on the TV yesterday. He'd been missing all morning, and then to add insult to injury the commentary team at Twickenham kept referring to little "Russki" as a bl**dy fox!

Toshiba Boy bought what he read was a 'Canon dog'. He had images of lending it to the circus and making his fortune out of it.

Imagine then, his disappointment when he learned that it was in fact a Canaan Dog, and to add insult injury, is the national breed of Israel.



*Actually, one got to the final 27 of the .....working dogs (I think) at Crufts*
 

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Mad Doug Biker actually tried to register as Mad Dough Baker but he's crap at typing.

Whilst Uncle Mort wanted to be Uncle Smurf, but his keyboard dyslexia prevented him from that.
 

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MDB remembered it was Easter :blush:

Speicher used to eat Cream Eggs by giving them a right good chomp. That was until she accidentally bit off a finger whilst doing it, and now she can't even face eating the likes of Chocolate Fingers.
 
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