Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug started composing his last post at 9.15 last night and went through 204 revisions before finally settling on the posted version.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mad Doug started composing his last post at 9.15 last night and went through 204 revisions before finally settling on the posted version.

AP read all of MDB's "first" drafts, and kept asking him to "come again".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Toshi Boy is still waiting to Bonk on his bike.

 

[Speicher]

26by25 recently bought a second-hand wheelbarrow. It has lots of dents, so he decided to try out his metalwork skills on the dents by bashing one out.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has been known to masticate for England. Indeed, she is the national champion, with the infamous tag line "Chew on this".

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort has to wear a plastic cone around his neck because he won't stop scratching it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC once tried to plug in a light bulb to Mort's neck gear

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25's father was an avid collector of light bulbs. Indded 26x25's middle name is Osram.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy still mourns the passing of the 'Lightbulb' thread on here.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has planted some bulbs in his garden, but he put them in upside down, so they will never see the light.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that later on today, she will be seeing her Aerobics instructor for one of their private sessions. Apparently, he has a new and difficult but very satisfying position he wants to show her.




Edit: I misspelled Position.

 

[colly]

MDB is a veritable human dickshonharry.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort is very partial to clingfilm.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy cleans his windows with Germoline.

 

[accountantpete]

Jack Hargreaves used to send Uncle Mort out for his pipe tobacco.