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[Mad Doug Biker]

After a VERY unfortunate misunderstanding, ACP no longer smokes Cigars.

 

[TVC]

MDB has invented a new word, 'wummer'. He now desperate to think up a meaning for it.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug once smoked a cigar given to him by Bill Clinton

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has invented a new word, 'wummer'. He now desperate to think up a meaning for it.

Mad Doug once smoked a cigar given to him by Bill Clinton

Everyone thought that ACP had pulled off a right Wummer when he announced down the pub one day that he had rimmed Monika Lewinski.

What he had ACTUALLY meant to say, but was too pissed (on a double Shandy), was that his real name Rhymed with Monika Lewinski.

 

[Speicher]

MDB has been working in the garden this afternoon, particularly on the Roses. He likes them to be properly pruned, and he cuts off the new stems from the root stock. Those little suckers can get out of hand, and spoil his bush.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that at the weekend, a Gardener friend is coming round to visit and see her garden, which was created with the help of the local branch of the WRVS.
Apparently he is most interested in seeing her Lady Garden.

 

[Speicher]

MDB knows that my garden goes slightly up hill.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she is seeing a mountaineering friend later on to talk about a Rock Climbing holiday they are going on in the Summer. Apparently he really wants to conquer as many summits as possible with her.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB still refuses to believe that a ton of feathers weighs the same as a ton of coal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba still refuses to beleive that 'a heavy snatch' is a term that could be used in weightlifting.

 

[colly]

When asked if he could 'get down' from the table his mum replied.................. 'Don't be silly............................. you get down from a duck'

To this day he can't work out what she meant.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort goes to work on a Derny.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP goes to work on an egg. He doesn't half get some funny looks.

 

[colly]

Colly lives in an underwater lodge with an invisible beaver called Wynona

Better that than living with Wynona and her invisible beaver.


Tosh just gets funny looks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba regularly sleeps in, to such an extent that he actually gets dressed whilst on his bike.

He has got it down to a fine art, but all of his fellow commuters have made numerous complaints about him as they do not particularly need to see his balls whipping about like a couple of frisbees, and even less when he stands up to pedal and leans right forwards.