Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Better that than living with Wynona and her invisible beaver.


Tosh just gets funny looks.

Colly has finally stopped barking at the Postman every morning, but unfortunately now, in his old age, he is starting to have Canine Demetia, and very often barks at an invisible Beaver that comes up the path each day.

Could it be the same one?? I guess we will never know.

 

[TVC]

MDB is just barking.

 

[Speicher]

TVC and Merlot been drinking have.


Merlot milk drinks.

 

[TVC]

You never see Speicher and Yoda in the same place.

(A nice bottle of Chilian Malbec tonight)

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is already on his sith glass of wine

 

[TVC]

Pete does look remarkably like a shaved Ewok in lycra.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is identical to an unshaved Ewok in lycra.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba went to the canteen early this morning, and unfortunately upset the Chef by complaining about the cooked breakfast. Tosh had a very close shave with the wok that was thrown at him.

 

[colly]

Specher woks very hard at being an oriental. ( I'm sure she is someones bit on the side)

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a new-fangled solar frying pan, which nobody recognises. He asks them "Wok does it look like to you?"

He used it to cook some Welsh cakes, but they turned out like Wok cakes.

 

[TVC]

Speicher refuses to answer the question 'what is 3+2', she thinks it's a bit beneath her, in fact she says it's a dim sum.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is very good at algebra. He was a numerator at a Mathematics competition, but a decision was taken to denominate him, due to an infraction of the rules.




I really must get out more, it is a lovely sunny afternoon.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is just plain mean

 

[colly]

Wheareas ACP's normal mode is average

 

[Speicher]

Colly used to have a part-time job summarising statistics. But he only worked in June, July and August.