Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she has been invited along to a Debating Society Convention. Apparently her friend wants to make sure that she gets all of the points on offer, and if possible, rally and play with them.

What she doesn't know is that there is to be a mass debate on the day, but I'm sure she will hold her own ...or someone else's.

 

[TVC]

MDB lost his job dressing manaquins at Selfridges. He was caught massaging the figures.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is going out this evening to a very formal event. He would like to wear his dickie bow. However, the trousers of his suit are a bit snug, so there isn't room for it.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has recently been up in the Artic Circle training to be a Lapp dancer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort went to the Pamplona Bull Festival (If you can call it a festival), and set the Bull free before the proceedings started.

'Run RUN LIKE THE COW ON THAT MILK ADVERT' he shouted, and it did!

As consolation, the Spaniards hunted down Uncle Mort instead, and he was brutally murdered. Don't tell anyone this, but Uncle Mort is now that Bull in disguise (his missus has noticed him snorting and farting more than usual, but has put it down to medication he's on).

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug put his clock forward by 11 hours last night and wondered why the forum was very quiet at 3.00pm and why it was still dark outside.

 

[TVC]

Pete has never put his clocks forward. Now he's so far behind it's still 1979 in his house. On the positive side it's Findus Crispy Pancakes and Smash for tea. Yum!

 

[Speicher]

TVC does not know how to move forward the clock in his car. So he just put the driver's seat further forward instead.

 

[accountantpete]

The reversing voice on Speicher's car exclaims "Caution!, woman driver reversing - Caution!,woman driver reversing"

 

[colly]

ACP has a kite called Caution.

 

[The Jogger]

colly can't stand notherners

 

[colly]

The Jogger has conservative tastes.

 

[Speicher]

Colly puts conserve on his toast.

 

[colly]

Speicher grows tulips from hamster jam.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly regularly visits Amsterdam on his own. He continues to tell his wife that it really is the only place to buy those tulips that she so loves, but she's starting to have serious doubts....after all you can get half decent tulips in supermarkets now!