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Cheddar George

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Archie once formed an unsuccessful tag team partnership with Charles Hawtrey.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Toshiba's over sensitive nature means he has to look away when slicing into a Sainsburys caterpillar birthday cake. !

I found a tiny Caterpillar on the table when I was eating breakfast yesterday, so I picked it up and took it out into the garden, placing it on the Buddllia.

Cheddar George is a beauty spot.

No he isn't, he's a game!

Cheddar George is, to this day, an avid amateur wrestler. He has wrestled with all sorts...his conscience, many varied concepts, his emotions.....

Tosh dreams of being a wrestler so that he can have an excuse to touch the other boys.
 

TVC

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MDB copied Mick Hucknall's hair style.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
The CycleChat Biography Series: No.1

Dayvo is a 27 year old second hand car salesman for Benfield Toyota in Watford, and drives a 2004 Honda Type R Civic with a through exhaust and black-out window tint. He's never ridden a bicycle because they are for boring middle aged people. He once went to Calais on a school trip but thought the French were wierd- he was sea-sick on the Ferry back. He hates vegetables, particularly salad and enjoys Saturday nights out with his mates drinking 8 pints of draft Stella with vodka shots, followed by a kebab from Ali's Take-out on London Road.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Hair! Don't mention hair. TVC dreams of having hair!

He's as bald as the proverbial coote!

Yes, his head is so shiny that NASA are using him in research for Solar power - his head alone can power at least 6 coffee machines at the same time (methinks NASA just wants some coffee).

Dayvo is a 27 year old second hand car hair salesman for Benfield Toyota in Watford, and drives a 2004 Honda Type R Civic with a through exhaust and black-out window tint. He's never ridden a bicycle because they are for boring middle aged people. He once went to Calais on a school trip but thought the French were wierd- he was sea-sick on the Ferry back. He hates vegetables, particularly salad and enjoys Saturday nights out with his mates drinking 8 pints of draft Stella with vodka shots, followed by a kebab from Ali's Take-out on London Road.

FTFY.

Archie tect has his legs insured for an undisclosed sum. To keep the premiums down he locks them in his garage every night !

Cheddar George has been told by the Police countless times to keep his legs CLOSED, especially in the vicinity of a school.

If he does it again, then the Police will arrest him for Breaches Of The Peace (yes, I know that joke was crap!).
 
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