accountantpete
OAP
Speicher has turned vegitarian and is off all meat products.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Which is ok, because she is off to a gardening friend later today.
Apparently he is going to show her his prize winning marrow.
Annnnnyway, ACP thinks that, because they are made from potato, that chips count as one of his 5 a day.
Apparently he is going to show her his prize winning marrow.
Annnnnyway, ACP thinks that, because they are made from potato, that chips count as one of his 5 a day.
Monsieur Remings
Guru
- Location
- Yatton UK
Mad Doug once had a menage a trois with Kate Middleton and a lifesize blow up doll. He said it was absolutely fantaristocratic.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Monsieur Remings writes all his letters in French.
accountantpete
OAP
TVC for some reason has adopted the motto "A gobstopper a day keeps the doctor away".
Monsieur Remings
Guru
- Location
- Yatton UK
Even though Pete's not a real accountant anymore, when he gets a chance on a seedy saturday night or whenever he's alone, there's nothing more he enjoys than shutting himself away in his room and counting the pennies in his piggy jar, over and over again. He even offers this service, on the quiet, to all and sundry in his immediate neighbourhood, little they know of his fiendishness.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Further to my previous report, Colly hasn't wally doodled now for five whole days, and the rash has cleared up nicely.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie tect is trying to decide on what to wear next Friday.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
We'll draw a discreet veil over what TVC wears on Fridays.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie can usually be seen grovelling in the gutter on a Sunday morning - and that's before he sets off on the weekly club run.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Continuing the CycleChat Biography Series: No.2
TVC, the little known younger brother of Lineker, the crisp thief. is a 22 year old bricklayer who is known for his precision and integrity in brick-laying circles, though there's not much call for that these days. He loves nothing better than tie-dying his own 'T-shirt' inspired clothing range, his red, white and blue roundel design is particularly popular down at his local RAF Cadet pistol shooting club. Not shy in blowing his own Grade 8 trumpet, TVC once played for the Queen on Maundy Thursday 2009- thankfully the Police moved him on before HRH's peace was disturbed. TVC hopes one day to open at the London Palladium to rapturous applause, failing that he seeks fulfillment cleaning car windscreens on Sunday afternoons at Leicester Forest East Services [southbound].
TVC, the little known younger brother of Lineker, the crisp thief. is a 22 year old bricklayer who is known for his precision and integrity in brick-laying circles, though there's not much call for that these days. He loves nothing better than tie-dying his own 'T-shirt' inspired clothing range, his red, white and blue roundel design is particularly popular down at his local RAF Cadet pistol shooting club. Not shy in blowing his own Grade 8 trumpet, TVC once played for the Queen on Maundy Thursday 2009- thankfully the Police moved him on before HRH's peace was disturbed. TVC hopes one day to open at the London Palladium to rapturous applause, failing that he seeks fulfillment cleaning car windscreens on Sunday afternoons at Leicester Forest East Services [southbound].
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