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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Which is ok, because she is off to a gardening friend later today.
Apparently he is going to show her his prize winning marrow.

Annnnnyway, ACP thinks that, because they are made from potato, that chips count as one of his 5 a day.
 

TVC

Guest
Speicher, once in a drunken stupor, confused a condom with Bubble Gum. 'It tastes horrible' she exclaimed, 'but it blows fantastic bubbles'.
 
Even though Pete's not a real accountant anymore, when he gets a chance on a seedy saturday night or whenever he's alone, there's nothing more he enjoys than shutting himself away in his room and counting the pennies in his piggy jar, over and over again. He even offers this service, on the quiet, to all and sundry in his immediate neighbourhood, little they know of his fiendishness.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Further to my previous report, Colly hasn't wally doodled now for five whole days, and the rash has cleared up nicely.
 

TVC

Guest
Speicher knows exactly what she will be wearing next Friday, the same as she always wears when she's up before the Magistrate.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Continuing the CycleChat Biography Series: No.2

TVC, the little known younger brother of Lineker, the crisp thief. is a 22 year old bricklayer who is known for his precision and integrity in brick-laying circles, though there's not much call for that these days. He loves nothing better than tie-dying his own 'T-shirt' inspired clothing range, his red, white and blue roundel design is particularly popular down at his local RAF Cadet pistol shooting club. Not shy in blowing his own Grade 8 trumpet, TVC once played for the Queen on Maundy Thursday 2009- thankfully the Police moved him on before HRH's peace was disturbed. TVC hopes one day to open at the London Palladium to rapturous applause, failing that he seeks fulfillment cleaning car windscreens on Sunday afternoons at Leicester Forest East Services [southbound].
 
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