Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Archie tect was at that Word premiere. It was very ong fim wiith a ong tite that he cannot remember. But it was an ell of a ong time ago.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is slurring her words already.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is very slurry that he said that.

 

[accountantpete]

Scientists thought that they had discovered the Higgs Bosun but on closer inspection it turned out that Speicher was using the Hadron Collider to dry her washing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort isn't a complete idiot.... there are several bits missing.

 

[TVC]

Due to a super-injunction I can't say anything

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is getting a tad worried that bookings are somewhat slow on his newly opened time share development on the Libyan coast. To be honest, he's only booked one unit out, and that's to a strange guy who keeps finishes his sentences with "this is John Simpson in Libya, back to the studio".

 

[TVC]

Tosh gets all unnecessary when Carolyn Wyatt comes on the telly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Despite several years of begging letters, Uncle Mort was never able to fufill his boyhood dream and join the Nolan Sisters. He still believes it's because he made too many waves.

 

[TVC]

Despite years of trying, Tosh has never got his prefered nick name of "Dancin' Queen" to stick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is known as Polly Filla at the weekends.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB uses Polyfilla to clean his teeth.

 

[Speicher]

If you pass Toshiba Boy too closely, he might dent your door.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has all her own teeth, granted they're all piled up in a small jar, but they are all hers.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC desperately wanted to be known as a successful writer of short stories.

Unfortunately he didn't get any further than writing the 'stories' in the Bazooka Joe chewing gum packs.