- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo likes telling tall stories late at night in the bar at Scheepshuiset. Unfortunately he is only 152 cms tall.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Apparently when she was young, Spicher wanted to be taller than she was, so she would spend 2 hours a day hanging from the goalposts at school.
If an boys complained and wanted to play football, she would placate them by giving them a flash ....in fact, she became so well known that they took away the goalposts and so, she never got to be tall.
If an boys complained and wanted to play football, she would placate them by giving them a flash ....in fact, she became so well known that they took away the goalposts and so, she never got to be tall.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MBD was the goalkeeper in his football team at school. But he did not like the way the grass just in front the goal got churned up, which meant he was sliding around in the mud.
He had the very bright idea of moving the goalposts.
He had the very bright idea of moving the goalposts.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC thinks every cloud has a thermal lining.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher doesn't think - at all!
accountantpete
OAP
At school TVC was very good at desk art - His carved inscription "I think therefore I am" was his best effort.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Pete thought it was, "I'm pink therefore I'm Spam."
Food for thought.
Food for thought.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
After a conversation with Colly, Archie thinks it is
'I stink therefore I am'.
'I stink therefore I am'.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC is a member of the AA. Unfortunately the guys in the yellow vans who come and see him can't do anything about his alcoholism.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Men in white coats are often seen visiting MDB's premises.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dayvo is often seen being led away from his house and into a waiting van by some burly looking chaps whilst wearing a straight jacket. He tries to pass it off to his neighbours that he has a straight jacket fetish for it and the guys are all part of it.
They remain unconvinced, but Dayvo seems harmless enough.
They remain unconvinced, but Dayvo seems harmless enough.
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