Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
In an attempt to get in touch with his "inner self", Uncle Mort has danced with wolves, sang with whales and played hard to get with a bull elephant (he didn't succeed).
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Toshiba Boy is rhyming slang for whelks and mash.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Three bikes knows a rhyme ...... "There once was a man from Nantucket...."
Three bikes was disappointed when it failed to win a Haiku writing competition.
Three bikes was disappointed when it failed to win a Haiku writing competition.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Uncle Mort has fitted aero bars to his bicycle........ Auntie Mort thinks this a ridiculous waste of good chocolate.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Cheddar George still suffers from regular bouts of puppy love. This has lead the RSPCA taking out an iinjunction against him.
accountantpete
OAP
Apparently Toshiba Boy's first attempt to put on his summer lycra after a winter of excess was was put on a live feed to the White House by mistake.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
exACP has a binman called Os, and he can be heard shouting on bin day
'Os, a ma bins laden!'
'Os, a ma bins laden!'
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
MDB has acquired a strange Italian accent.
... wassamara for you, hey?...why you looka so sad!
... wassamara for you, hey?...why you looka so sad!
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Archie_tect's favourite word is jeroboam. And smock.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBM's favourite word is Moist.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
3BMcG likes any... he's not fussy.
[Edit: unlike MDB]
[Edit: unlike MDB]
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC once tried to build a rowing boat entirely out of Skulls, but unfortunately, only got as far as making the seat before the police were called.
The Police tried until they were blue in the face to explain to him that the boat is called a SCULL, not a skull, but TVC still doesn't believe them.
The Police tried until they were blue in the face to explain to him that the boat is called a SCULL, not a skull, but TVC still doesn't believe them.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug was a bit unsure as to the future so he consulted the local Coracle.
Being a boat it didn't say much but Doug took the silence as a sign of impending doom and has taken to his bed.
Being a boat it didn't say much but Doug took the silence as a sign of impending doom and has taken to his bed.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
exACP believes he only has Sixareen days to live, so wants to get out in a Jolly Boat before he Skiffs it.
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