Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

As usual, MDB had to stick his oar in

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But was quite ineffective until TVC put the blade in.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug caught crabs when rowing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So did exACP, except they were off the Cox.


Actually, when I was out in a boat on Wednesday there, I did seem to have a few crabs, seeing as I am starting off again with it and the conditions were quite blustery, but fortunately the best cure was just to hold on (ooh err) to the oars, let the boat balance itself properly again and continue on, leaving them behind.

 

[TVC]

Nope you were too slow to spot I nearly broke a super-injunction

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC likes to be called Clap because, as he tells us, he is a MASSIVE Eric Clapton fan, but is in fact just because of the amount of times he has had to go to the Clinic.

 

[colly]

MDB went to the chiropody clinic mistaking it for the clap clinic. When told ....'That's not a foot' ............he replied.............'Well ok but it's 11 inches'

 

[TVC]

Colly is a fine upstanding chap. That's what a viagra addiction does for you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TCV always likes to make his point known to everyone.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker likes to keep his yacht sparkling clean. He does not like it when people say it is a little dinghy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's real name is Petunia.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie once suddenly and inexplicably found he was falling through space and thought

'Oh no, not again'

as he neared the remains of a small whale.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB has a tendency to act out dreams in public... fine until he wakes up at school minus trousers again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has had a recurring dream since he was a kid where he accidentally gets flushed down the toilet, but gets stuck halfway, so his head is sticking out the top of the bowl. He never gets free and has to do everything from the toilet forever more. In fact, Archie is probably the first person in history ever to get married in the bog.

He does have to admit though that it does drive him round the (U) bend somedays.

 

[TVC]

MDB has lost count of the number of times he's been to Casualty with a sink plunger stuck to his face.