Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie has just put his sprouts on for next Christmas.

 

[Archie_tect]

[TVC, they've been on for weeks... keep up!]

 

[Hover Fly]

Since the sad demise of Izal hard toilet paper, Archie_tect has found aluminium foil an acceptable substitute in the guests' toilet.

 

[colly]

Hover Fly is a bit of a masochist. His bum grapes and Izal were the thrill of the day for him.

 

[TVC]

Colly passes his days by sitting on a bench in Roundhay Park telling any old lady that passes about his piles.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has piles






of unwashed clothing in the laundry basket.

 

[TVC]

When Speicher woke up this morning she still had kebab on her face. Nothing unusual there.

 

[colly]

TVC nom de plume is Kebab.

 

[TVC]

Colly's nom de plume is 'The Dib Lane Flasher'.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's pretty frightening, but Uncle Mort II The Beast of Belgium is much more scary.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty is such a good egg, he even has a Lion Mark stamped on his forehead to prove it.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has 'No, it's you, idiot!' tatooed in reverse on his forehead.

 

[TVC]

ACP has 'No, it's you, idiot!' tatooed in reverse on his forehead.

Thanks to an unfortunate incident with a dyslexic tattoo artist, Archie now has the word 'Santa' scribed on his neck.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain Curtain is open seven days a week except Wednesday when there's half day closing.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG is always open for trade.