Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is living proof that Doctor Who's regeneration can go wrong - badly wrong!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort AP has no sweat glands. In the summer, he has taken to sitting in a chest freezer for 20 minutes at a time, otherwise he finds himself continually panting heavily, which has a disconcerting effect on his work colleagues.

 

[Dayvo]

TB has his own unique set of dance moves to ALL of Boney M's songs.

 

[Speicher]

It is very warm in Somerset Oslo, so Tosh Dayvo is in short pants today.

 

[Dayvo]

So warm, in fact, that Speich's computer is on a go-slow!

 

[Archie_tect]

.... so warm and humid that Dayvo had to remove his oiled wool cardie to prevent it shrinking.... [until Oktober Fest: one has standards].

 

[TVC]

Archie always dresses for dinner. They won't let him in McDonalds naked.

 

[Archie_tect]

[Thanks TVC.... spilt my tea now!... down my nose too, hate that]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Err, a Twinkie is a Teenage White .......
Twink is an American sweetie

I obviously have been looking at the wrong websites

TB has his own unique set of dance moves to ALL of Boney M's songs.

This guy would happily kill you I think.

If you haven't seen this totally fantastic film, watch it! but in this clip, watch it from about 3, 3.30, or 4 mins in

'And I was sitting there thinking to myself, you know, bloody hell, I'm going to die to Boney M':

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OZdxBu8zZ2g

[Thanks TVC.... spilt my tea now!... down my nose too, hate that]

Archie has had a drinking problem for years:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=pl4plPGRG8o

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB edits 'Horse and Hound' magazine on his day off.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie lives the high life - he edits Weed Weekly.

 

[Paulus]

Accountantpete has to wear a surgical appliance for his secret problem.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paulus requires a hat, otherwise he has to move house.

 

[Dayvo]

AT likes to say 'Bollox to the rules' at every opportunity.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has had Botox, but he will not show anyone the results.