Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort was in Nam too. He often has a flashbacks and can be heard shouting 'jettison me into the paddys' down the rice aisle in Sainsbury's.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty frequents the Out Of Date aisle in Sainsbury's wearing his flares and kipper tie.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP was best used before 23.2.2008

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort came with a no quibble return policy, no one can get him in the box to send him back though.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG is usually cut and often pasted.

 

[dellzeqq]

Archie_tect designs cat boxes.

(somebody needs to design cat boxes. Getting ours in to his yesterday involved significant blood loss. Mine, not his)

 

[accountantpete]

Dellzeqq was once "approached" by a randy bear and now suffers from Bi-Polar disorder.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

exaccountantpete can count on the fingers of one hand how many times he's done a days work, it's six.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM wanted to appear in the lead role of the re-make of The Prisoner, but he was told he had to be a no. 2.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo once had his Northern Lights punched out.

 

[accountantpete]

As an international playboy, Archie tells the ladies that he has visited many world famous casino's.

In reality the nearest he got was a 10 minute stop-over at Wigan train station.

 

[Dayvo]

AP had a 5-minute leg-over, once.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort usually crouches in the slips waiting for a tickle.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort has to go to France to play cricket as Belgian cricket doesn't exist.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo prefers French knitting