Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo's black pudding is f***ing massive.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a pudding bowl haircut.

 

[colly]

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9030193.Naked_cyclist_causes_double_take_in_Darlington/

Looks like Speicher has been to Darlington recently.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly didn't know where to look.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This is an actual picture of what Archie looked like when he saw her



closely followed by



for the rest of the day.

It's the first naked woman he's ever seen other than his Mum, Mrs Smiley.

 

[TVC]

MDB has seen thousands of naked women. What else could he be up to when he's on the interweb all night.

 

[accountantpete]

Sir Fred TVC has thrown pasta at journalists in a bid to stop them writing about his personal life - it's known in legal circles as a spaghetti injunction.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP enjoys winding up the editor of Pasta Weekly by sending in anonymous notes made with alphabetti spaghetti.

 

[colly]

Archie was the instigator of a bomb plot at the alpahbetti spaghetti factory.

Thankfully the bomb was diffused or it could have spelt 'disaster'.






























ok ok...............I'll get me coat.

 

[Speicher]

When Colly was told he would need to put some warm clothes in his suitcase for his holiday in Norway, he replied, "Yes, Alpaca woolley".

 

[colly]

Woolley Edge is Speichers Uncle Morts second home.

 

[TVC]

Colly knows the names and locations of all the motorway service stations in England. It's a hobby.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC has got a stuffed fabric horses head on a stick with wheels. It's a hobby.

 

[TVC]

Mort has just built a large atrium structure on the front of his house. It's a lobby.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort will do anything for love - but he won't do THAT!