Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

After a really worthwhile mornings work WMB has retired for 40 winks

 

[TVC]

Pete retired hurt after 40 winks. I think he said winks, but I might be wrong.

 

[Speicher]

TVC sometimes has a very short nap if he is slightly drunk. He calls it his forty tiddlywinks.

 

[TVC]

When Speicher falls asleep, nothing can wake her. Her career as a commercial pilot proved to be very brief.

 

[Speicher]

TVC wanted to learn how to be a Hot Air Balloon Pilot.

On his first flight, there was bumpy landing and he fell out with the instructor.

 

[TVC]

Speicher can release stuck nuts with her bare hands.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC still has the tears in his eyes.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP saw the tears in his trousers.

 

[Dayvo]

AT wasn't brave enough to look at the skidmarks, though.

 

[colly]

Dayvo goes commando at all times.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

When Commandoes don't wear underwear they call it "Going Colly"

 

[colly]

WMB is hairy on the inside.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Colly is an undercover taxi driver on a mission to infiltrate the cycling community to destroy it from the inside. He says he will never go "native".

 

[TVC]

WMB is an apostrophe denier.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC favours 30 denier tights.