Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

TVC feels very holey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's washes his food down with a can of Special Brew and then has a nap..

That isn't me, I don't wear glasses!


Annnyway, whilst out for a walk today yesterday, Colly jagged his bum on a holly bush and now his owners have to apply some soothing ointment from the vet every 6 hours. It wouldn't be so bad, but he has one of those lampshades on so that he can't lick it (the ointment, not his bum).

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort runs the local Vlaanderen Gebraden Kip.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is moving to Canada- he likes chicken.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has drunk Canada dry.





with lots of Gin

 

[TVC]

Speicher is very particular about the brand of methanol she drinks.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has often tried drinking Merlot.

Fortunately his cat will not fit in a glass.

Careful with your response TVC or you could be wearing tonight's meal instead of eating it!

 

[colly]

Speichers kitty is so small it sleeps in a matchbox.




I was SO tempted.

 

[Melonfish]

Colly once bet he could eat a whole watermelon in one bite, hence his profile pic...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's favourite size of skip is 8 cubic yards.

 

[Speicher]

TBM's longest ever Hop. skip and jump is two feet.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's longest jump to date is 12000 feet, with or without parachute.

 

[TVC]

Mort is more Winchester club than Garrick club.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain likes to be smothered in houmous and then beaten with baguettes

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort still has a "Running In" sign in his back window to cover up his slow driving.