Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Hover Fly joined the Monkees on the last train to Clarksville.

 

[krushavik]

Speicher sometimes has a reclining role in Sparticus.

 

[Archie_tect]

Krushavik is 008- he's got a licence to drill- he works for British Gas.

 

[krushavik]

Archie-tect is going ferrel through eating to much red meat.

 

[Hover Fly]

Krushavik has been banned from every Boots shop in England for damaging the stocks of nasal spray and chest-rub.

 

[colly]

Hover fly's perianal hair is luxuriant and kept in order by frequent perms.

 

[TVC]

Colly keeps his ear hair in a plait.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC licks the gravy off Colly's plait.

 

[colly]

ACP licks his own testículos. So does his dog.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly prefers Bob Martin's.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Martin is Archie tect's uncle.

 

[TVC]

Speicher's secret is safe with Colly.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort's toe jam is much sought after by witches and wizards as a piquant, amusing little extra something to the likes of eye of newt, toe of frog, etc.

 

[accountantpete]

I have it on good authority that when all his mates start singing Ilkley Moor Bah't At, Colly has to do a John Redwood and mouth approximations of the words.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shares in Trebor mints have gone up 450% since accountantpete gave up smoking.