accountantpete
OAP
Uncle Mort is a Knight of the Garterette.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AP is always getting his knickers in a twist.
It certainly makes his eyes water!
It certainly makes his eyes water!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo tried to fix some broken window frames at his flat. He struggled to find the correct beading for the window, and then found it almost impossible to fit the new beading.
The whole episode drove him round the beading twist.
The whole episode drove him round the beading twist.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
When Uncle Mort has had too much to drink, he has a double-glazed expression on his face.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC is going to learn how to yodel.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC's altitude needs to be improved. He will be getting some training next week.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TVC's taxi's waiting, he's blowing his horn, [but what the taxi's doing is anyone's guess].
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
[which bit's true?]
accountantpete
OAP
I reckon it's the Giles Brandreth bit - everyone knows it's really Rick Wakeman which is why they go on for so long and venture into tedious self-parody.
Ludwig
Hopeless romantic
- Location
- Lissingdown
Account pete was the floppy haired dancer in the 90s boyband The Nice Boyz. The height of their success was reaching number 37 in the Lithuanian charts with their single My Baby Loves Yoghurt.
accountantpete
OAP
Uncle Mort still goes to work on an egg.
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