Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

ACP's refuses to play cricket- he's taken his bat home.

 

[Speicher]

ACP got a big surprise when he turned up for a game of crochet. He had wondered why it was indoors, and why he had been asked to bring his own ball, of wool.

 

[krushavik]

Speicher has knitted herself a new time trial all-in one suit out of ACP's spare ball of wool.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a kid, Krushavik wanted to play Cricket for a new Russian side. Not for the glory, oh no, but because he always liked the look of their jerseys.

 

[colly]

MDB thinks jerseys look very attractive.

The local dairy farmers have all been warned about him by the police just in case he breaches the injunction again.

 

[krushavik]

Colly can't sit down after his long Sunday ride. He got the creams mixed up and rubbed Firery Jack on instead of Anasol cream. OOOOOOO painful.

 

[Dayvo]

Krushavik still wears his green felt pixie boots and sports a wedge haircut.

Who said the new romantics were dead? Not bloody Krushavik, that's for sure!

 

[krushavik]

Dayvo is the original Hovis boy with his raggy arse and loaf of bread, but now his trying ride his bike instead of pushing it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

At all times Uncle Mort insists on wearing a sombrero so wide it invades your personal space from the other side the street.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG has never trusted Stroud, or its people.

 

[Mac66]

Velvet Curtain has taken out a super-injunction

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

3BMcG has never trusted Stroud, or its people.

TVC rather likes home cooking except for when it's in Wales.

Velvet Curtain has taken out a super-injunction

Yes the Police are looking for him after taking out Spaghetti Junction with a rocket launcher, and Uncle Mort really would like to thank him by shaking his **** in a very ***** manner!

 

[TVC]

MDB left The Village People just before they broke into the big time.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC adores his Indian outfit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie used to wonder why the Indians didn't just serve the Cowboys Curry to try and improve race relations.