Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.

 

[colly]

What is it you do with bread ACP?

 

[postman]

Colly was up all night.Trying to work out how the Bees pollinate flowers in Roundhay Park.After the gates are locked at 8-00pm.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly Postman was the first ever Milky Bar Kid.

His footage was never shown however, as all the shots showed him constantly vomiting as he tried to say "The Milky Bars are on Me" (which indeed they were.....all down the front of his cowboy shirt).

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy was with Colly all night. They were just about to give up, then at about 4am it dawned on them.

 

[colly]

Speicher knows some really, really good jokes.

 

[Speicher]

Colly remembers the one I made about his customers who made foam calls.

 

[colly]

And they get better as the seconds roll past .

 

[Speicher]

Colly knows he has upset me now, and I am not going to play anymore.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You wouldn't credit it, but Speicher is thinking about a job in banking.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy was so worried about Speicher entering the banking profession that he made a deposit.

 

[Speicher]

ACP never did work out how to balance the books.



He was expelled from the deportment class.




Oi Colly, any mention of me being deported and I shall your ears.

 

[Archie_tect]

[Speicher doesn't want to be deported....]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Architectural_technician was deported once, someone nicked his bottle of Cockburns Special Reserve.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BmcG with unerringly skill stabs straight through the heart.