Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Colly wishes he could cycle 500 yards.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo wishes he could walk 500 yards past a pub.

 

[TVC]

Pete sits alone in his own yard.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has a new get rich scheme, unfortunately spending every last pound on Euromillions tickets has meant that he hasn't eaten for the past 2 weeks.

 

[colly]

Tosh eats, shoots and leaves.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly finished as runner up in a Butlins talent contest with his Sean Connery impression. "Shurely Shumones made a Mishtake" ........ that was his reaction.

 

[Ludwig]

I'm waiting for Cheddar George to finish tarmacking my drive

 

[Cheddar George]

Ludwig is waiting for Cheddar George to stop mocking his drivel.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George is at the end of a very long creek, and he really cannot remember what he did with the bl**dy paddle.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy has the theme tune to Crossroads as his ringtone. He always answers ....."Is that you miss Diane ?"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG was the senior set designer on Crossroads, and to this day is known as Flimsy Boy George

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is actually a Train Spotter Spotter and has polished his personal charm so he can get their names to jot down in his little notebook.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountant pete has a poodle perm, dyed blonde and applied with mouse

 

[Cheddar George]

Ludwig does strange things with mice !

 

[Speicher]

The favourite dessert of Cheddar George is Chocolate Mouse.