Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples is the love child of Jonny Morris and Ann Robinson. He really can talk to the animals, albeit in a most condescensing way.

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy is the weakest link.......



Goodbye!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples claim to fame is that he used to operate the sliding doors and conveyor belt on the Generation Game. He was also responsible for the "quality" of the items on said conveyor belt.

Diidn't he do well?

 

[TVC]

It was Tosh inside Dusty Bin.

 

[Rapples]

The reason TVC knows that is he is in fact Ted Rogers. The show had to be canned because his fingers couldn't get past 2 when he he did the 3 2 1 bit to camera

 

[Allirog]

Rapples was the original choice to host the show but he got sacked because he kept forgetting which number came after 2

 

[Hover Fly]

Allirog thinks a cat drawn plough would be a good idea.

 

[Rapples]

Hover Fly hasn't realised yet that you need opposable thumbs to be able to draw

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples and Pears is cockney rhyming slang for pubic hairs

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Due to a freak accident (that AP never likes to talk about in polite company) which resulted in a blow to his head, AP always talk in cockney rhyming slang when on the dog and bone

 

[Hover Fly]

Since 1992 Toshie has been working for Buckinghamshire Constabulary.
Every morning he gets a telephone call which is a list of two or three locations, his job is to go to each location and try to identify the dotty old ladies who were killed in the night while attempting to give a saucer of milk to the cats who live in the centre of the road and bob their heads up as cars go past. What Toshie doesn't realize however is that the Chief Constable of Bucks. has had a grudge against him since he beat him on an ebay auction for a Sekonda pocket watch and in fact is trying to get him killed. The demon that the devil sent up to protect Toshie has so far kept him safe.

 

[colly]

Hover Fly is at a loss for words.

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly is saving up for a new shoelace. He received one for a birthday present and found that his shoe not falling off when he runs for a bus is a great improvement to his quality of life. However he is often awakened by his feet arguing over which one should have the shoelace in its shoe the next day. To keep them quiet he holds the shoe without a lace in position with rubber bands and insulating tape, but this leads to schoolgirls giggling at him and mimicking the way his odd shoe retention method makes him walk, this mocking caused him to go into severe depression, so he went to the doctor who referred him to NHS psychiatry services, who recommended him to buy a second shoelace, but he was refused a free prescription for a 'lace. He hopes to have put the shoelace contract out to competitive tender by the 8th August and-if all goes smoothly-have obtained the lace and have it in position before schools open again in September.

 

[Rapples]

Hover Fly has a brain the size of a Planet, the smallest one that tastes of nougat

 

[Allirog]

As a comedian Rapples gets a lot of laughs-most of them in bed.