Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

Allirog finds it best to sleep alone, that way he always has sex with someone he loves.

 

[colly]

Rappels is a bit of let down.

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly was upset not to be invited to the SALT 2 talks btween USA and USSR, depite having a Standard fireworks banger labelled "Atomic Bomb" in his bedroom.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hover Fly once went out with a girl call Catherine, the daughter of Mr and Mrs Weal.

It didn't work, he just couldn't find her blue touch paper.

 

[TVC]

In his youth, Tosh got the nickname 'Airbomb Repeater' due to his sexual prowess. these days he's referred to as 'The Damp Squib'.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC has bought a kickstand for his bike so he can practice his track stands.

 

[TVC]

Mr P can track stand for hours. Stabilisers that's how he does it.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

TVC is due to take his stabilizers off any day now. The ones on the bike are staying for a while yet though

 

[TVC]

AFS's Zimmer has a full carbon frame, aero bars and top of the range Mavic wheels.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

AFS's Zimmer has a full carbon frame, aero bars and top of the range Mavic wheels.

TVC Keeps pestering me because he wants to buy my Zimmer

 

[colly]

AFS does not know the difference between shake and vac and salt and shake. Drinkypoos at his are a real hoot.

 

[Allirog]

Colly persuaded Enrique Iglesias to tell the world about his small todger when they were both guest speakers at the Small Willy Pride festival in Brighton last week.

 

[Rapples]

Allirog suffers with penis envy at the Small Willy Pride Festival, ever since the operation where he got the words circumcision and castration mixed up

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples has ordered his Blackburn Rovers replica team shirt printed with the name of their latest signing.

He quite fancies having Goodwillie on his back.

 

[Rapples]

accountantpete regrets making a fool of himself at accountancy school, when he explained how Mrs pete showed him 3 into 1 did go